Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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