just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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