I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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