So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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