We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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