you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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