She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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