You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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