It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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