I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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