Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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