what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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