I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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