So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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