Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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