I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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