Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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