How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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