just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
