No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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