Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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