4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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