don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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