yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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