How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So. Much. Porn.
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