yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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