Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
MIDGETS
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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