I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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