I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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