that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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