i just wanna soil my oats bro
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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