Sry I called you an 8
I will die if light touches me.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
