I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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