I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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