Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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