Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
...so i touched it.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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