Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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