i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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