I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Randomize
