I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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