Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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