dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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