Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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