There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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