i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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