how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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