Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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