Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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