I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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