is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I think my moral compass just broke
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